jennstarkid:

the-friendliest-anon:

mcbridewashere:

devisamarama:

hussiejuststahp:

vbhsfdjavgd:

Why is this so cool?

..Are those little staples? WHY WOULD YOU STAPLE BREAD TO THE WALL.

If I hit my post limit for this….

If I hit my toast limit for this….

If I hit my post limit for this….

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

choythirsty:

I know we were all hating on yahoo earlier but this may be the start of a great relationship

fuchsiatyrant:

fatkidinmath:

kazoothekid:

earljrsmith:

Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in

What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.

NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG

google it

i drank eggnog! (x)

phamilypheels:

dansfairylights:

fyeahdanhowell:

thE TONGUE THING THE TONGU THING

I thought only Phil did that haha cutie

BUT LOoK AT PHILIP SERIOUSLY

fishtwigz:

me getting ready in the morning

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

mrs-mob-johnlocked:

Seven Heavenly Virtues  [Seven Deadly Sins]