wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
i googled “powerful dog” and now im screaming. this is too much power. someone stop this dog
From the New Super Mario Bros. commercial.
remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me
i think that’s enough internet for one day
I got this as change at McDonald’s
I have an urge to make a pun about a staple diet.
you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is
ok do u finger urself
that’s how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
- j o h n g r e e n -
TeH fUAlt iN uoR StAsrr S
mAEK JOHN FIND THE THING OGM
SO APPARENTLY AFTER FILMING SHERLOCK’S DEATH, MARTIN WAS SO UPSET BENEDICT HAD TO COMFORT HIM
Is this real? Because if it is… OH MY GOD!!